Post by jl on Jan 16, 2007 16:46:22 GMT -5
Just Give Up Now.
Jt: Hey j?
Jl: Yeah j
Jt: I’m getting tired of this; you wanna go do some fps?
Jl: Yeah sure, let’s go.
(Jt and Jl leave off-screen and show up within the map as a woman’s voice comes from nowhere)
Woman: 53|\|4HU3 has entered the game.
(jl suddenly appears in a spawn)
Woman: Thermaltake has entered the game.
(Jt appears in the same way but in a different random location)
(Jl’s voice is heard without any lip movement as the view switches to first person)
Jl: I hope you’re ready to lose dude
(The camera switches to Jt’s location is shown as he speaks)
Jt: cmon j, who is honestly gonna win this, you or me? I mean I’m the one who owns this game dude.
(Camera goes back to Jl’s position)
Jl: yeah well my nephew does and he’s been coming over a lot more so I got a chance to practi-
(Gunshots are heard as Jl’s screen fades out symbolizing that he has already been killed)
Jl: AWWW!!! you son of a man-whore
(Jt’s chuckles can be heard throughout the map)
(Jl respawns in a new location shown in a third person, he speaks as he moves up and down with his gun moving with him)
Jl: ok, this time I’m going to-
(More gunshots are heard as jl falls to the ground and jt passes the camera with laughing sounds)
(Jl respawns once again through a third person view)
Jl: DAMMIT! O that’s it, fuck this.
(Jl switches to first person view and heads upstairs to another weapon, as a shot is shown looking up as Jl)
Jl: y hello thar.
(Jl picks up a sniper rifle and smiles darkly aiming through the scope down as Jt enters the lower part of the room)
Jl: *whispering* boom…..headshot.
(Jl pulls the trigger and snipes Jt right in the head as the camera come the side of him to show the pwnage up-close as Jt’s body spins then hits the ground)
Jl: *laugher* told you I got a chance to practice dude.
Jt: yeah yeah I see.
Jl: ^_^
(the camera switches to a dark room lit only by a laptop with a single person typing away on the notebook and muttering to himself until the camera gets close enough to him and he says one clear distinct line )
Xero: …..so it begins….
(The final key is pressed, with the clicking noise the screen goes black and then the camera shoots back to the two friends, both jl and jt are shown in each others first person view. In a stand off Jl holds the assault rifle and Jt holds dual revolvers they remain completely quiet as they stare each other down)
Jl: so j? You ready to die again?
Jt: big talk, I’m still leading.
Jl: yeah but that’ll change soon enough. *smirk*
Jt: j the score is 49 to 42, I just gotta kill you one more time and its over
(The stare down continues with the same shots until it is interrupted by the sound of the woman’s voice once again)
Woman: Cancer has entered the game.
Jt: oh no *Jt looks over at Jl*
Jl: *jl looks back at him* this is gonna suck
(with a side view both J’s are shown before Jt begins jerking from being shot by cancer from behind, but not before shooting two shots at Jl and then dropping from the shots from both Jl and Cancer)
Jl: still waitin on that last kill j XD *laughter*
(Jl begins to shake and jerk from the shot of Cancer until he dies too. The camera in third person shoots to Jt as he respawns and he gets shot again by the not yet seen foe)
Jt: j ban?
Jl: not yet…
(The camera changes to first person view thru Jt’s eyes looking directly at cancer who is now in full view who switched to a knife for the final blow)
Jt: J ban?!
Jl: not yet….
Jt: J!! *shout*
(The view switches to see cancer with a knife in front of his neck then to a shot of Jl from behind him and a slicing noise)
Jl: BANNED BITCH!
(His body falls then twitches before disappearing as Jt smiles at Jl)
Jt: nice move man, you killed cancer heh…
Woman: Cancer has left the room
(Jl shoots Jt again and laughs)
Jl: that’s 49 to 44 j…. better hurry and get that last kill dude.
Jt: GAHHHH!!!
(Jt chases Jl around the map in a colorful montage until he leads him to a corner close to a wall and another door)
Jt: game over dude…*takes final aim*
Jl: …*leans further against the wall* the game aint over till you lose dude
(Jl leans further back against the wall and leaps for the door, dodging the shot and going through, and being transported to an entirely different part of the map falling to the floor)
Jl: what the hell...*stands up now talking with his lips* wtf?
(The camera now in the room with the man alone as all you see is him smiling and watching the comrades on windows media player somehow, cutting to Jt as he looks carefully and walks through the door, and ends up somewhere completely different)
Jt: *looks around the room and then back at the door before looking a little freaked out and then speaking with his lips moving as well* what-
Jl: *quick cutaway to Jl* the
Jt: *cutback* heck just happened? This doesn’t make any sense, this door shouldn’t lead me right here. Where in-
Jl: *quick cutaway to Jl* the
Jt: *cutback* great ghost of diago is j? By all counts he should at least be around here…. Hmmmm….. *now shouting to make sure that Jl can hear* HEY J!
Jl: *hearing his friend he replies* YEAH J?
Jt: *looks upward and shouts again* I THINK THAT WE NEED TO REGROUP, THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH-
Jl: *quick cutaway to Jl* the
Jt: PROGRAM!
Jl: YEAH, I THINK THAT YOU’RE RIGHT! BUT HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT WE MAKE IT TO EACH OTHER!?
Jt: I GUESS THAT YOU CAN DODGE AROUND UNTIL YOU MAKE IT TO
Jl: *quick cutaway to Jl* the
Jt: MAIN AREA!
Jl: ALRIGHT LET’S DO IT!
(Simple montage of both jl and jt running around till Jl ends up in the girl’s bathroom shown with a sweeping first person view into a shot from the face)
Jl: DAMMIT!!! *turns around and goes back out the door*
(Eventually Jl and Jt see each other in a hallway and aim there weapons at each other Jl fires once and then jt fires they both dodge the shots easily due to the new free movement capabilities before putting them down and looking at each other and begin to discuss their problem, Jt rubs his shoulder showing that he was simply nicked)
Jl: sorry j force of habit yknow…*shrugs shoulders*
Jt: it’s alright man; I mean I was going for-
Jl: *still shown in the same shot this time* the-
Jt: WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT!!!! *pauses and looks at Jl until a few seconds pass* kill too *rubs his shoulder a bit more and groans* man….
Jl: Yo you alright?
Jt: this really hurts; I mean that doesn’t even make sense. They aren’t even really guns.
Jl: OMG, if you die in the game you die for real!!!
Jt: *cut eyes* don’t start dude
Jl: *closes eyes looks away from the camera scratches the back of his head* sorry, heh couldn’t help it…you gonna be alright?
Jt: *pulls his hand away* yeah I’ll be fine, just need a little time to take care of it
Jl: alright, what are we gonna do about this problem?
Jt: well since the incident only occurs after we pass through a door then it’s obviously not just a simple glitch. I think we got a H4X0R.
Jl: I agree, I think it’s pretty obvious that someone is doing this. The other thing that we need to figure out is where he is so we can ban his ass.
Jt: Hmmmm….*looks up at the ceiling and looks around* my guess is, since the villain is usually in the highest point in the building….that this guy would make us waste even more time by forcing us to even try to go all the way up. We may get only one shot at this so I say that he’s in the basement
Jl: you make a good point j, but I think that if this guy was really as good as you’re giving him credit for; he would be in the highest point anyway as a double fake-out to confuse us, even worse the basement area might be a level 0.
Jt: a no mans land. Ok, let’s say he is upstairs; we still have to go through doors to reach him, how do you think we will be able to get there to stop him
Jl: *smirks and looks at his friend* yknow, if this game gives us the ability to move like we were in the real world then I bet I can do it.
Jt: so then you mean that your gonna go for it?
Jl: you know it. *starts to crack his neck a bit*
(the camera moves to the man in the room as he looks on, rather puzzled by the conversation between the two)
Jt: what if it doesn’t work? Then our trump card is gone…
Jl: just gotta risk it this time…O…wait-
(Jl begins to switch between all the weapons in his inventory until he comes to the small blade used to kill cancer and gets down on the ground like a track runner)
Jl: you always get more speed like this…
Jt: Good luck man.
Jl: *smiles and looks back* don’t need it
(JL looks straight ahead as the camera leads into his eyes then out to see him disappear into what looks to be thin air with blinding speed, cut to the mans laptop with the same visual repeat in the media viewer.)
Xero: WHAT!?
(JL is seen running up stairs so fast only glimpses of him are seen, then into a first person view watching him climb up the stairs into a door then pan to the man in the room as he begins to freak-out and type furiously into the keyboard)
Xero: NO NO NO!!!
(the camera slides from a full view of him to a slow pan of Jl behind him)
Jl: What’s wrong? You seem worried
(The man grinds his teeth and shows a small amount of rage on his face)
Jl: alright…this is going to go one of two ways; 1: you fix the glitches you put in the game and I ban your ass in the worst way possible or 2: you fix it, I don’t ban you, and you join our clan. Hurry up and make a choice.
this isnt the end, i just stopped doing it for now
Jt: Hey j?
Jl: Yeah j
Jt: I’m getting tired of this; you wanna go do some fps?
Jl: Yeah sure, let’s go.
(Jt and Jl leave off-screen and show up within the map as a woman’s voice comes from nowhere)
Woman: 53|\|4HU3 has entered the game.
(jl suddenly appears in a spawn)
Woman: Thermaltake has entered the game.
(Jt appears in the same way but in a different random location)
(Jl’s voice is heard without any lip movement as the view switches to first person)
Jl: I hope you’re ready to lose dude
(The camera switches to Jt’s location is shown as he speaks)
Jt: cmon j, who is honestly gonna win this, you or me? I mean I’m the one who owns this game dude.
(Camera goes back to Jl’s position)
Jl: yeah well my nephew does and he’s been coming over a lot more so I got a chance to practi-
(Gunshots are heard as Jl’s screen fades out symbolizing that he has already been killed)
Jl: AWWW!!! you son of a man-whore
(Jt’s chuckles can be heard throughout the map)
(Jl respawns in a new location shown in a third person, he speaks as he moves up and down with his gun moving with him)
Jl: ok, this time I’m going to-
(More gunshots are heard as jl falls to the ground and jt passes the camera with laughing sounds)
(Jl respawns once again through a third person view)
Jl: DAMMIT! O that’s it, fuck this.
(Jl switches to first person view and heads upstairs to another weapon, as a shot is shown looking up as Jl)
Jl: y hello thar.
(Jl picks up a sniper rifle and smiles darkly aiming through the scope down as Jt enters the lower part of the room)
Jl: *whispering* boom…..headshot.
(Jl pulls the trigger and snipes Jt right in the head as the camera come the side of him to show the pwnage up-close as Jt’s body spins then hits the ground)
Jl: *laugher* told you I got a chance to practice dude.
Jt: yeah yeah I see.
Jl: ^_^
(the camera switches to a dark room lit only by a laptop with a single person typing away on the notebook and muttering to himself until the camera gets close enough to him and he says one clear distinct line )
Xero: …..so it begins….
(The final key is pressed, with the clicking noise the screen goes black and then the camera shoots back to the two friends, both jl and jt are shown in each others first person view. In a stand off Jl holds the assault rifle and Jt holds dual revolvers they remain completely quiet as they stare each other down)
Jl: so j? You ready to die again?
Jt: big talk, I’m still leading.
Jl: yeah but that’ll change soon enough. *smirk*
Jt: j the score is 49 to 42, I just gotta kill you one more time and its over
(The stare down continues with the same shots until it is interrupted by the sound of the woman’s voice once again)
Woman: Cancer has entered the game.
Jt: oh no *Jt looks over at Jl*
Jl: *jl looks back at him* this is gonna suck
(with a side view both J’s are shown before Jt begins jerking from being shot by cancer from behind, but not before shooting two shots at Jl and then dropping from the shots from both Jl and Cancer)
Jl: still waitin on that last kill j XD *laughter*
(Jl begins to shake and jerk from the shot of Cancer until he dies too. The camera in third person shoots to Jt as he respawns and he gets shot again by the not yet seen foe)
Jt: j ban?
Jl: not yet…
(The camera changes to first person view thru Jt’s eyes looking directly at cancer who is now in full view who switched to a knife for the final blow)
Jt: J ban?!
Jl: not yet….
Jt: J!! *shout*
(The view switches to see cancer with a knife in front of his neck then to a shot of Jl from behind him and a slicing noise)
Jl: BANNED BITCH!
(His body falls then twitches before disappearing as Jt smiles at Jl)
Jt: nice move man, you killed cancer heh…
Woman: Cancer has left the room
(Jl shoots Jt again and laughs)
Jl: that’s 49 to 44 j…. better hurry and get that last kill dude.
Jt: GAHHHH!!!
(Jt chases Jl around the map in a colorful montage until he leads him to a corner close to a wall and another door)
Jt: game over dude…*takes final aim*
Jl: …*leans further against the wall* the game aint over till you lose dude
(Jl leans further back against the wall and leaps for the door, dodging the shot and going through, and being transported to an entirely different part of the map falling to the floor)
Jl: what the hell...*stands up now talking with his lips* wtf?
(The camera now in the room with the man alone as all you see is him smiling and watching the comrades on windows media player somehow, cutting to Jt as he looks carefully and walks through the door, and ends up somewhere completely different)
Jt: *looks around the room and then back at the door before looking a little freaked out and then speaking with his lips moving as well* what-
Jl: *quick cutaway to Jl* the
Jt: *cutback* heck just happened? This doesn’t make any sense, this door shouldn’t lead me right here. Where in-
Jl: *quick cutaway to Jl* the
Jt: *cutback* great ghost of diago is j? By all counts he should at least be around here…. Hmmmm….. *now shouting to make sure that Jl can hear* HEY J!
Jl: *hearing his friend he replies* YEAH J?
Jt: *looks upward and shouts again* I THINK THAT WE NEED TO REGROUP, THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH-
Jl: *quick cutaway to Jl* the
Jt: PROGRAM!
Jl: YEAH, I THINK THAT YOU’RE RIGHT! BUT HOW DO WE MAKE SURE THAT WE MAKE IT TO EACH OTHER!?
Jt: I GUESS THAT YOU CAN DODGE AROUND UNTIL YOU MAKE IT TO
Jl: *quick cutaway to Jl* the
Jt: MAIN AREA!
Jl: ALRIGHT LET’S DO IT!
(Simple montage of both jl and jt running around till Jl ends up in the girl’s bathroom shown with a sweeping first person view into a shot from the face)
Jl: DAMMIT!!! *turns around and goes back out the door*
(Eventually Jl and Jt see each other in a hallway and aim there weapons at each other Jl fires once and then jt fires they both dodge the shots easily due to the new free movement capabilities before putting them down and looking at each other and begin to discuss their problem, Jt rubs his shoulder showing that he was simply nicked)
Jl: sorry j force of habit yknow…*shrugs shoulders*
Jt: it’s alright man; I mean I was going for-
Jl: *still shown in the same shot this time* the-
Jt: WOULD YOU CUT THAT OUT!!!! *pauses and looks at Jl until a few seconds pass* kill too *rubs his shoulder a bit more and groans* man….
Jl: Yo you alright?
Jt: this really hurts; I mean that doesn’t even make sense. They aren’t even really guns.
Jl: OMG, if you die in the game you die for real!!!
Jt: *cut eyes* don’t start dude
Jl: *closes eyes looks away from the camera scratches the back of his head* sorry, heh couldn’t help it…you gonna be alright?
Jt: *pulls his hand away* yeah I’ll be fine, just need a little time to take care of it
Jl: alright, what are we gonna do about this problem?
Jt: well since the incident only occurs after we pass through a door then it’s obviously not just a simple glitch. I think we got a H4X0R.
Jl: I agree, I think it’s pretty obvious that someone is doing this. The other thing that we need to figure out is where he is so we can ban his ass.
Jt: Hmmmm….*looks up at the ceiling and looks around* my guess is, since the villain is usually in the highest point in the building….that this guy would make us waste even more time by forcing us to even try to go all the way up. We may get only one shot at this so I say that he’s in the basement
Jl: you make a good point j, but I think that if this guy was really as good as you’re giving him credit for; he would be in the highest point anyway as a double fake-out to confuse us, even worse the basement area might be a level 0.
Jt: a no mans land. Ok, let’s say he is upstairs; we still have to go through doors to reach him, how do you think we will be able to get there to stop him
Jl: *smirks and looks at his friend* yknow, if this game gives us the ability to move like we were in the real world then I bet I can do it.
Jt: so then you mean that your gonna go for it?
Jl: you know it. *starts to crack his neck a bit*
(the camera moves to the man in the room as he looks on, rather puzzled by the conversation between the two)
Jt: what if it doesn’t work? Then our trump card is gone…
Jl: just gotta risk it this time…O…wait-
(Jl begins to switch between all the weapons in his inventory until he comes to the small blade used to kill cancer and gets down on the ground like a track runner)
Jl: you always get more speed like this…
Jt: Good luck man.
Jl: *smiles and looks back* don’t need it
(JL looks straight ahead as the camera leads into his eyes then out to see him disappear into what looks to be thin air with blinding speed, cut to the mans laptop with the same visual repeat in the media viewer.)
Xero: WHAT!?
(JL is seen running up stairs so fast only glimpses of him are seen, then into a first person view watching him climb up the stairs into a door then pan to the man in the room as he begins to freak-out and type furiously into the keyboard)
Xero: NO NO NO!!!
(the camera slides from a full view of him to a slow pan of Jl behind him)
Jl: What’s wrong? You seem worried
(The man grinds his teeth and shows a small amount of rage on his face)
Jl: alright…this is going to go one of two ways; 1: you fix the glitches you put in the game and I ban your ass in the worst way possible or 2: you fix it, I don’t ban you, and you join our clan. Hurry up and make a choice.
this isnt the end, i just stopped doing it for now